Happy Birthday To Me!

Haaaaapy Birthday tooo meeee.
Haaaaapy Birthday tooo meeee.
Haaaaapy Biiirthday to Meeee-eeee
Haaaaapy Birthday toooo meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Stop Turning Around in My Driveway.....

..or I'll install one of those spikey things that deflates your tires when you back up. Don't push me on this. I'll do it.

I Heart the French Horn

French Horn the coolest of all the brass instruments, but not as cool as the viola.

Rush is Cool

Dude, Rush is the BEST.

Nascar is Cool

Nascar is so rad.....